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Before you ask why I used "old school Twilight and her library", the answer is very simple - this folder Spike found would be lost when the library was destroyed. And that's the only reason. Also, unicorn Twilight is easier and faster to draw than alicorn Twilight.
Remember that EQG movie writers turned Spike into a dog so I'm not the bad guy here. This comic is just a deconstruction of "Spike-Twilight" relationship.

Thanks to Midnight--Blaze and VoidChicken for suggestions :)

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samuca2002 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2017
Well fuck you too Twilight
GoldandSliverDragon Featured By Owner May 30, 2017
Sadly this could become canon, the ponies don't seem to treat other races to well.
DinoMarioZilla Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, ponies are xenophobes. For all their friendship-preaching ways. I like to think that, unlike the Mane Six, who go on adventures more frequently, other ponies are content with staying home and don't encounter other sapient species, and as such they are distrustful of them.
GoldandSliverDragon Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2017
Sad, but that does seem to true and I wish the show would bring this up. In fact it would make a great Spike episode if they had him and Twilight talk about how he was bully in Canterlot for being a dragon. For lets face facts, Canterlot unicorns have been show not to get along well with non-Canterlot unicorns so I highly doubt that wasn't bully.
erictheblue Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2017
oh, i read a silly story on Fimfiction where some stupid bureaucrat tried to register Discord as Fluttershy's pet, and tried to fine her for not having a license for him!
RainbowPaintpegasus Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2016
he are dinousaur 
loolllll /:
zerius24 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2016
That is OK, Spike. Pet Lizards have it easy. They only sleep, eat and reproduce their species throughout their lives.
Sissy-Marcelin Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2016
you see why dragons will conquer equestria 
madkrayzypony Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well then if he's registered as a pet ... he shouldn't do the assistant crap no more cuz pets don't do that.
LuxAeterna20xx Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2016
Yeah pets don't do any assisting! Like fetching the mail, or getting slippers! Especially not guiding blind people or finding illegal/explosive possessions...
ZetaRESP Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
But they don't write either. I know, I tried to teach a monkey to write.

The word "FUCK" 2000 times in a chewed up sheet of paper is NOT "A+" material. At all.
BerryPAWNCH Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016
Come on now Spike, don't have a cow, man.  :D
AdrianTheBrony Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2016  Student Artist
Lol XD
jayessell Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2016
As he is a hero in the Crystal Empire, Princess Cadence should be able to declare him an honorary citizen so that Celestia can upgrade him to full citizenship.

That should be an episode on the show.
Fuzzcut Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
An episode like this would most likely not be approved
Lakword Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Livestock... Mmmm... Dragon milk and eggs. Yummy. Or Dragon Steaks. Better than luv cats :3
Pony-Berserker Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I thought more about lizards being raised for leather :P
Lakword Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thats a bonus from left overs. I mean you can use like 95% of Dragon
HolyDvile Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2016
You can use a Dragon like 100%, use the bones for potions or magical armor, and insides for bags and chum XP
Lakword Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hmmm true XD One actually use all dragon XD
TartarusFire Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2016
Careful Twilight.

You're poking the dragon that can breathe fire in a wooden library.
alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2016
What does this mean for Mina and the rest in Dragon Town? 
Pony-Berserker Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like to pretend that the comic issue you mentioned has never happened due to absolutely ridiculous canon dissonance to pretty much everything else that briefly mentioned dragons in any comic or TV episode.
brian577 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2016
I prefer to think of the comics as an alternate continuity.  They're fun to read but they have no bearing on the show for me. 
Pony-Berserker Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But most comics don't really contradict the show... Except that one about dragons =P
alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2016
I consider that issue to be one of the BETTER issues of the comic, I don't really see the continuity errors (maybe that's a sign of how well done the comic is). 
Pony-Berserker Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't be silly the continuity errors are endless mostly because the whole idea of dragon district in a pony town is absolutely against canon. E.g. ponies mention they know nothing about dragons but they have the whole city district full of dragons? Come on, that's AMAR (Absolutely Mad And Ridiculous). Spike is supposed to be the first dragon raised by ponies and they knew nothing about dragons... but there is the whole district of them and they still have no idea? Come on... The premise of this comic is absolutely contradicting the dragon lore in MLP. If you go with that comic, then everything else that mentions dragons is BS or 'against canon' =P
alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Edited Jul 18, 2016
And yet I still love it. And yet I still enjoy it. And yet I still enjoy the world building it gives. And yet I still love to think how these dragons wanted to assimilate and broke away from the dragon lord ruled dragons. I still love it and embrace it with open arms. I get your attitude, I really do. I have things in expanded universe I hate beyond comprehension. But I hope you understand mine too.
cajobif Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2016
Spike: I feel so humiliated.
Twilight: Oh, Spike. That doesn't make you any less my best friend.
SP: R-really?
T: *nod*
Spike threw his arm around Twilight's neck for a hug. Twilight put a hoof on his shoulder.

In a near future...
T: Spike! Look what I found in the remnant of the library!
S: Is that my...
T: Yes! Can you believe it?
Spike snatched it from her magic
T: Hey!
And burned it with his "normal" fire breath.
T: What was that for?
Spike stared at her purple friend with a serious look.
S: You tell anything about that to Ember and it won't be the only thing I'll turn into ash! Got it?
T: *sigh* Okay. I got it.
S: Good.
T: So much for... Oh! You do have feelings about her. *grin*
S: You want to see your diary charcoaled?
T: *sigh* Just... clean the ashes.
Maverickwolfzx Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2016
That explains his bed.
if Spike is a pet , that means they made certain operation?

karkovice1 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2016
Livestock? Yeah, I can easily imagine Spike being "put out to pasture". ;P
GJTProductions Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2016
DallasBlack Featured By Owner Edited Jul 11, 2016
Very funny piece, I always like how you come up with this stuff! Though not really a deconstruction as some people treat their pets like children so she still can have a motherly relationship with him albeit in a unconventional way :).
beariot Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2016
That's why he had to hand draw his own Dragon Code card. There's no Dragon ID cards.
GwDuncan Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
LOL, so Celestia do not want equal rights for dragons in her Kingdom
fever14345 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016
That makes a lot more sense.
marinus18 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016
it sounds to me more like unfortunately terminology because of paperwork.
technosis Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016
This really needs a follow up after Twilight becomes a princess.
Coobalt-Dahonli-One Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016
While I can see why people would find this funny (and I do as well to an extent), I'm getting kinda tired of seeing you deconstruct MLP tropes. Though granted, that seems to be your speciality, so who am I to complain? ;p
Pony-Berserker Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I guess that's why you're not watching me? This way you shouldn't stumble upon my works too often then if they irritate you, so there is no real need to complain for you...
gLItcHyGeAR Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
angeliqueguy46 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016
Ha nice green tongue XD
dragonblue900 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016
Hey,but I think it is cool to be a princess's pet!
HermitBrony Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016
Cheer up Spike.. Sheep can talk and they're probably sapient but they're still livestock, like pigs.
Kendokata101 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2016
I guess this explains why he turned into a dog in Equestria Girls.  The mirror knew about his legal documents!
HirowTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2016
dont know why but  twilights face looks like a colt to me
Pony-Berserker Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:o :shrug:
weasselK Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2016
Dont be like that Spike. Darwin from Gumball's World is also registered as a pat. And he doing fine.
QuantumBranching Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2016
Well, when Princess Ember arrives for her first diplomatic mission to Equestria, the fact her people are legally animals to Equestrians will no doubt have no consequences whatsoever. I mean, it's not like she's going to burn Canterlot to the ground or anything like that.  :D
AcerP Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Lol.  Poor spike.

Thanks for using Sapient instead of Sentient. So many authors misuse that word...
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